Ya know I had a sneaking suspicion some of you would be checking your email out of habit, a here we are. If you’re looking… Read more: Sup?

Ladies and Gentlemen — We have a bit of a good news/bad news situation here, so let’s just rip the bandaid and hit the bad… Read more: The BIG News

Not gonna lie, I am sick, and not in the “Tony Hawk just landed the first ever 900” kinda way. At this point in the… Read more: Week 7 Recap / Week 8 Review

Fun fact, the last 5 times we’ve been in a year where the Pope has died, Notre Dame has won exactly 9 games. Don’t believe… Read more: Week 6 Recap / Week 7 Preview

I heard a great quote the other day from the one and only Geno Smith that I think is appropriate to share at this tine,… Read more: Week 5 Recap / Week 6 Preview

It’s officially fall, and whether I choose to accept that or not remains to be seen, as I will hold onto every warm day like… Read more: Week 4 Recap / Week 5 Preview

What a weekend of football. In College, we got an early ‘game of the year’ candidate in Knoxville that ended in OT fashion as Bobby… Read more: Week 3 Recap / Week 4 Preview

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Typically I would send out my recap on Tuesday mornings, but due to the fact that somebody forced me to drink somewhere between 4 and… Read more: Week 1 Recap/ Week 2 Preview

Gentlemen (and ladies of course),,,,, we are unbelievably back. The dog days of summer have come and gone, and with their passing comes the anticipation… Read more: Week 1 Preseason Preview & Picks

Well our National Championship game is set – Notre Dame and Ohio State will face off in Atlanta on January 20th for all the marbles.… Read more: CFP Recap & NFL Weekend Preview

The hottest team in the sport vs a team that’s yet to play their best, who ya got? #6 Ohio State v. #3 Texas (OSU… Read more: Ohio State v. Texas

Getty up! A little different content here since we have a Thursday night CFP game. A longer newsletter will come out tomorrow at some point,… Read more: Notre Dame v. Penn State

Yeah yeah yeah, I’ve been an absent father recently, and I’m sorry. Something called ‘The Holidays’ happened, and I was pleasantly distracted by family, friends,… Read more: New Years Football

Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas Eve to all those who celebrate. Due to known and widely celebrated holiday events, there will be no Deuce today.… Read more: Merry Christmas 🎄

Man, things have been wild the last few weeks. The transfer portal is officially open, the coaching carousel is in full motion, Bowl season is… Read more: Week 17 – Postseason

“Wow!! Did you see Timothee Chamalamadingdong on College Gameday?? He knows ball!!” Yeah, whatever, so the guy goes onto Gameday on Championship weekend, regurgitates a… Read more: Week 15 Recap/16 Preview

Another week, another batch of CFP Rankings to fuss at. For those who genuinely thought Alabama would be left out, I envy your naïveté and… Read more: Week 15 Preview

Someone make sure Ryan Day is still breathing, because I know a 1,000 mile stare when I see one, and he was staring straight into… Read more: Week 14 Recap

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! I hope you all had your fill of turkey, napping, and uncomfortably contentious conversations with distant family members and significant others. I… Read more: Week 14 Preview

A weekend previously coined a ‘cupcake weekend‘ in College Football decided to be anything but, as the #5, #7, #9, #14, #15, #16 and #19… Read more: Week 13 Recap

Sup, how we feeling? Good week? Bad week? Good week until you saw Missouri was still ranked in the Top 25 and now you need… Read more: Week 13 Preview

Guys (and gals, sup ladies?), we have officially entered the best time of year, Toyotathon. The yearly sales event held by Toyota offers special deals… Read more: Week 12 Recap

Happy Friday, bitch. Things are starting to heat up as we approach the last few weeks of the regular season. We have our second set… Read more: Week 12 Preview

Well, it’s official, I am a loser. Remember that cold streak I told you guys would come back around and hit me like a bus?… Read more: Week 11 Recap

So, pretty busy week, eh? Not sure about you guys, but my heads been spinning ALL month (yeah it’s only been 8 days, kiss my… Read more: Week 11 Preview

While it may not have looked like the most exciting weekend of CFB games at first glance, it sure produced one. We saw #3 Penn… Read more: Week 10 Recap

Oh how the time flies. Just like that, and we move past ‘Oh Shit October and right into ‘No Way November’, as our fears and… Read more: Week 10 Preview

College Football Week 9, NFL Week 8, MLB Yoffs and even some NBA (maybe) We are in a most glorious time, as the ever elusive… Read more: Week 9 Recap

Well, we are officially halfway through the College Football (regular) season. Crazy, right? Remember to look yourself in the mirror, take a step back, blow… Read more: Week 9 Preview

What did we do to deserve such a consistent run of great football? What is that, like 3 or 4 awesome weekends in a row?… Read more: Week 8 Recap

Remember when I went 7-2 on my CFB picks last weekend? I mean, I haven’t really thought about it AT ALL, I only bring it… Read more: Week 8 Preview

Remember when I said that I’m not sure if this weekend could possibly live up to the excitement of the previous weekend? Yeah that was… Read more: Week 7 Recap

Well I can’t promise this weekend will be as exciting as the last, but we’ve got our first ‘shiny object’ slate coming up. Where a… Read more: Week 7 Preview

So, how was everyone’s weekend? Good? Bad? Mine was pretty good, thanks for asking. Now, I’m trying to remember if anything of note happened…. OH… Read more: Week 6 Recap

I’m not sure about you guys (and girls) but I’m still hungover from last weekend. Both literally and figuratively from that avalanche of #sports. A… Read more: Week 6 Preview

Welcome to October my friends. The first really good weekend of CFB did not disappoint; hi-jinx, heavyweights, hemorrhoids and heartbreak, we got it all (yes,… Read more: Week 5 Recap

The Rose that never bloomed. Derrick Rose, the King that never was, has officially announced his retirement from the NBA. As someone who never owned… Read more: Week 5 Preview

Gingers are all the way back. Andrew Gregory Dalton, Samuel Richard Darnold and Scott Thompson are single handedly carrying the recessive trait on their pale… Read more: Week 4 Recap

“I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord, and I’ve been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord. Can… Read more: Week 4 Preview

Georgia sucks, Mississippi State paid Toledo $1.2M to lose at home, Arizona might not be underrated after all, and UCF v. TCU was the best… Read more: Week 3 Recap

Alright, alright, alrighttttt. Week 3 is upon us! We’ve got a big weekend ahead with Dawgs vs. Cats, Cats vs. Cats, Ducks vs. Beavers and… Read more: Week 3 Preview

We sure have a lot to cover here, so let’s get right into it. 5 straight days of football, it’s enough to make a grown… Read more: Week 2 Recap

I swear I’m not a FLLorida State hater, but as an unbiased ball-knower, I am obligated to make fun of them for sucking big ole… Read more: Week 2 Preview

Well, aside from their affinity for stripes and being tied to unlawful acts (see below), they are also known for their inability to successfully command Tigers under their control. For Joe, at least he seemed to be having fun, I cannot say the same for Dabo and BK.

As the great Thanos once said, “I am inevitable”. He also said, “Ayeeeee Tony!!! Maroneeee it’s been too long! How’s ya motha??” Much like Thanos,… Read more: A Most Glorious Day

Here we are, together again. Welcome everyone, to The Weekly Deuce. A bi-weekly satirical newsletter where I spew off some thoughts, opinions, facts, and correct… Read more: Welcome, fellow sickos